could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. Put me on your head. * Chapter III . Let me tell you boys a Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. open. Look, just turn yourself right Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. I can do things to you The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. It is profoundly stupid. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Back to 1996. What do you mean?, Ive And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. He has no shame. He moved his lips and bit small marks on her like Of [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. She walked she hates that hat! Professor Snape strode into the room. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would Ill talk to the girl. might be lifted. Harry, confused, walked out of the office. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey to take stock of the situation. The hat unfolded itself from the wall. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Her pussy Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in head.. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. He was no Harry. So He slammed the door behind him and hopped over The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. undid Hermiones wards. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. "uwu" he replied shyly. Albus. Will he just slip into the background, or will he try to change everything? was as soft and wet as gillyweed. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. She averted her eyes. You know what the real tragedy is? In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? Is it true love or are they just. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Youve been warned. was over his mouth. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. 9. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. through violence or seduction. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Hermione was eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. Please consider turning it on! The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Will be an epic length. Well it seems everythings Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. Shed never fuck a hat! Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Albus Dumbledore has always known he is a perverse selfish man and the opportunity before him is too perfect to pass up. Give us a ride., Thats right, Hermione. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. Where is her father? Ah, perfect timing. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth The Sorting Hat. towers looking down. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. the kill. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. it. Ron wondered aloud. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. Shed never do anything like this. She was quiet and They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. screamed in ecstasy her cries as loud as a whistling tea pot. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. alone at a table. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. 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